used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I need moral support for this bender
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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