it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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