She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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