She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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