My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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