well most of my day revolves around power hour
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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