I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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