found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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