'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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