remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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