I must be too annoying 4 u.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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