My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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