Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
high people should be assigned attendants
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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