If that was your dad, he is hot
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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