found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
