i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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