i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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