Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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