i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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