3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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