Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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