Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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