I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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