My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I accidentally burped into my bong.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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