how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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