I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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