I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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