Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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