I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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