Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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