But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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