When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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