Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize