He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
