Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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