Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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