it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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