scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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