I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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