when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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