Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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