i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
How's work?
Spinning.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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