why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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