I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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