I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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