My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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