At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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