so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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