Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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