The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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