In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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