Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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