glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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