So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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