Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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