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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You dont lie about slip and slides
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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