So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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