is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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