id be glad to
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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