covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm both gender and math confused
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