I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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